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[AngryToilet]

okay so i just wanted to share these with all of you. a friend of mine introduced me to cracked back in high school, and for *some* reason i don't think i'll ever forget these two articles.

note : each has two pages, and for the first, the full experience includes watching the videos AND reading the commentary. you will not regret it. or...well, never mind

enjoy

http://www.cracked.com/article_17093_10-awesome-ads-traumatizing-children.html

some (personal) highlights :

Spoiler:

- spells from the Necronomicon
- skinned torture victim
- tarako war chant
- orville "abomination against nature"
- human-flavoured popcorn
- you are so beautiful
- rejuvenique in the bathtub
- living doll from hell
- "where is your god now?"

and

http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_the-6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html

Spoiler:

[whatdapile]

okay so i just wanted to share these with all of you. a friend of mine introduced me to cracked back in high school, and for *some* reason i don't think i'll ever forget these two articles.


note : each has two pages, and for the first, the full experience includes watching the videos AND reading the commentary. you will not regret it. or...well, never mind

enjoy

did not watch b/c i donthtink i could handle them.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17093_10-awesome-ads-traumatizing-children.html

some (personal) highlights :

Spoiler:

- spells from the Necronomicon
- skinned torture victim
- tarako war chant
- orville "abomination against nature"
- human-flavoured popcorn
- you are so beautiful
- rejuvenique in the bathtub
- living doll from hell
- "where is your god now?"

and

http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_the-6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html

Spoiler:

I don't even get how the guy was drilling his bike. Also wtf looooool

[aquwin]

Lol at tarako war chant, too bad most the videos were down, some of them would've been amusing to watch xP

[AngryToilet]

brav you will be okay i promise! ;3 go watchie!

@chris awww they were?

sorry i didn't take the time to preview the vids. D:

they're probably still somewhere on youtube. rawr oh well.

still funny. @@@@@@@

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